Thursday, April 30, 2009

HOW TO USE BACON...PART V

For fresh breath...

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

PARK SLOPE PORK OFF - SUN MAY 3RD

This Sunday 5/3 in Park Slope (that's Brooklyn for those of you not in NY), there will be the first ever "Pork Off" featuring over 21 chefs making all things pork!

This is a food competition fundraiser for Kamay at Puso (Hand and Heart), a nonprofit that assists survivors of toxic waste in Madapdap, Philippines.

The only rule they have is "make a recipe with pork in it. Bacon, snout, tail, hoof, ham, hock, whatever! Extra points from me if you make a dessert. (And if you use fakin’ bacon, you best fool us but good.)"

Check the flyer below or visit their website HERE for more information!

HOW TO USE BACON...PART IV

To become more aerodynamic...

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

HOW TO USE BACON...PART III

If wounded...

Friday, April 24, 2009

HOW TO USE BACON...PART II

If a grizzly bear attacks...


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Thursday, April 23, 2009

ANOTHER INSTALLMENT OF OLD JEWS TELLING JOKES

This time from Neil Lawner, a retired orthodontist, with his "D Batteries" joke...click here for awesomeness!

HOW TO USE BACON...

My friend Jess sent me the link to a great site showing the various uses of Bacon to "make your life incredible and amazing". I figured I would feature a different use every day for the coming week, so enjoy! Click on the picture to enlarge...

Thursday, April 16, 2009

BACON LOVERS = CHEMISTRY NERDS

Leave it up to researchers in the UK to come up the theory that we love bacon not for it's taste, but "but in the flavors and smells that are released when cooking bacon reaches a certain level of heat."

Our friends over at the FOOD2 blog highlight this phenomenon in an article today that you can check out HERE.

Definitely an interesting article, but a warning that it brings back memories of being in high school with talks of amino acids and such.

I love bacon - the taste, the smell, the everything - so judge for yourself whether it is chemistry or just that bacon is from a higher power.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

MAPLE BACON JEALOUSY

Most of you know my Lebanese friend Rob as the creator of The Bacon Wellington. Well, Rob is currently on an around-the-country trip and was lucky enough to stop at VooDoo Doughnut in Portland, OR and pick up a "Maple Bacon Doughnut".

Instead of freeze-drying one and sending it FedEx to me, he decided to send this picture.

I'm going right now to buy a plane ticket west!

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

THE NRA LOVES BACON(JEW)

The BA-K-47

It is street legal

Probably has the same killing potential as a real AK-47

And yes, you are looking at a life-size replica of a gun made entirely out of BACON

Check out more here

ANOTHER RANDOM DAY


courtesy of AnotherRandomDay.com

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

METALLICA WISHES YOU A HAPPY PASSOVER

When I was a kid (and still now), I dreaded Passover dinner. First off, it marked eight days of not eating bread, and secondly the Seder (dinner/service) went on forever.

Well, something that I've always tried to spread to the masses since the 80s, and will now try with this website, is a new way of celebrating Passover....with METALLICA! Not only can Passover be a fun time with the family and celebrate not dying in Egypt, but it can involve some head banging.

Where am I getting with this? Well, Metallica's classic "Creeping Death" IS the story of Passover. So, instead of a boring dinner reading hours of the Haggadah, throw on Ride The Lightning, and get through the story in a thrashing seven minutes!



LYRICS:
Slaves
Hebrews born to serve, to the pharaoh
Heed
To his every word, live in fear
Faith
Of the unknown one, the deliverer
Wait
Something must be done, four hundred years

So let it be written
So let it be done
I'm sent here by the chosen one
So let it be written
So let it be done
To kill the first born pharaoh's son
I'm creeping death

Now
Let my people go, land of Goshen
Go
I will be with thee, bush of fire
Blood
Running red and strong down the Nile
Plague
Darkness three days long, hail to fire

So let it be written
So let it be done
I'm sent here by the chosen one
So let it be written
So let it be done
To kill the first born pharaoh's son
I'm creeping death

Die by my hand
I creep across the land
Killing first-born man
Die by my hand
I creep across the land
Killing first-born man

I
Rule the midnight air, the destroyer
Born
I shall soon be there, deadly mass
I
Creep the steps and floor, final darkness
Blood
Lambs blood painted door, I shall pass

So let it be written
So let it be done
I'm sent here by the chosen one
So let it be written
So let it be done
To kill the first born pharaoh's son
I'm creeping death

Thursday, April 2, 2009

SQUEEZABLE BACON

I've be inundated the past two days with the article about "Squeezable Bacon" and then today I get a photo from a reader that just has the picture below. It's my duty to keep spreading the word (no pun intended), so here ya go, not just one, but TWO different squeezable bacons...