My friend Adam has come up with a great way to kickstart my heart and it is called THE OCTOPUS.
From the words of it's creator:
It was a Pork Roll Egg and Cheese - with 4 strips of bacon... the strips of bacon were so long - I was able to make it into a pattern to look like the sandwich had 8 bacon tentacles.
The eggs have to be over easy so when you bite into it - they ooze like the ink from an octopus getting attacked!
I guess you could make it without the pork roll - but why?